"Hey, try some of this HEROIN, would ya?" said Thomas.
"Sure thing," said the boy. He injected himself and exclaimed, "I feel like I'm on the moon!"
"It'll do that to ya," said Thomas. "Now how about ya try some of this ACID?"
The boy "dropped" the acid. "I'm hallucinating old Beatles videos!" he said. "I AM living on the Yellow Submarine. I AM. I simply insist! I merely do!"
"Now," said Thomas, "how about ya try this CRACK COCAINE?"
He drank a whole bottle of the stuff. "I feel like rapping! Praise the Lord, he's our savior! I am on my best behavior! Do a ditty! Do a dance! Why not take a foolish chance? I will burp! I will fart! You are dumb! I am smart!"
"You are addicted to drugs!" said everyone
"Nooooooo!" said the boy.
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